10 Telling Signs You’ve Lived in London Too Long
London can be an exciting, astonishing and confusing place to be, especially for tourists and foreign language students only there for a short stay. They undoubtedly appreciate it a lot more than those who call London their permanent home, however. If you nod or laugh at any of the following scenarios, you know you’ve lived in the big smoke for too long.
- You consider £4 a fair price to pay for a sandwich. The same for a beer. London regularly features in the top twenty of lists compiling the most expensive cities in the world.
- Any glimpse of greenery comes as a shock. Hyde Park is the closest you’ll experience to coming into contact with nature.

Travelling…and Stopping
- You think nothing of travelling an hour to have a drink in a pub with friends. And you no longer have to look at Tube maps in order to know how to get there. You’ll know all the stops off by heart, along with London postcodes.

- Spending approximately 20% of your day stuck in a queue becomes the norm. This is not a habit solely restricted to London. You’ll find it all over England. If there is more than one person waiting for something, you can be guaranteed they’ll line up behind each other. It is not unheard of for the English to join queues and then ask what the queue is for.

- Anywhere outside of London evolves to mythical status in your mind. You have everything you need on your doorstep, why would you ever leave?!
Lovely Weather We’re (Not) Having!
- You never go out without an umbrella. Even during a heatwave in August. Because, as you justify it, “you never know”.

- ‘Bloke’, ‘mate’ and ‘cheers’ have become a part of your everyday vocabulary.
- Silence unsettles you.
- During a free day you don’t think to take advantage of the museums, art galleries, plays and other tourist attractions that others travel from miles around, and indeed all over the world, to see.
- You get used to hearing people chattering in all sorts of different languages. The city has long been established as a cultural melting pot and an academic hotspot, which is why people come from all over to study English courses in London. And due to the proximity of Eurostar allowing for easy access to cities in which to practice foreign tongues, plus airports such as Heathrow and Gatwick, whether it’s Arabic, Japanese, Spanish or French courses London is the place to be.








